Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
We’ve got a treat
That you’re going to fucking love. 

Were we supposed to rhyme?
We’ll do our best. 
We’re just so excited
To tell you the rest!

We have an intro to make.
Right here, today.
May we present you
Cormorant Sorbet.

It’s smooth and sweet
With flavors galore.
Like tangerine, strawberry
And a shitload more.

Love at first lick
It’s fabulously lush.
Even better blended
Like an elevated slush.

But wait there’s more!
We buried the lead.
It’s more than sorbet
It’s infused with weed!

Made without gluten,
Pesticides or dairy.
100mg of THC each,
The high is planetary.

So come on in
And check out our freezer
For Cormorant Sorbet
A Stoner pleaser.

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