We’d like to debunk the horrible myth that Halloween is reserved for children. The audacity of this myth is palpable. We are firm believers that Halloween is for the masses and can be celebrated by all – youngins’ to gray haired and everyone in between.
Halloween is a time to celebrate Fall, the creepy and spooky, and creativity through wearable art. What’s not to love? While children might see Halloween as a way to get an immense amount of candy, adults should see it as a time to treat themselves too.
Whether you’ve lost your Halloween spirit or are just looking for some monstrously good recommendations, stick around. We’ve got a few tricks up our sleeves to help elevate your Halloween.
Treats with Tricks
Parent Tax (noun): An unofficial Halloween tradition in which parents claim a small (or not-so-small) portion of their children’s hard-earned trick-or-treat candy as compensation for costume expenses, neighborhood chauffeuring, and general parental duties. Typically collected after bedtime, without the child’s knowledge or consent. Commonly paid in Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, and other premium candy.
If your children are wise to the parent tax, you might find it difficult to collect. Instead of “borrowing” for your goblin’s stash, get your own treats that come with tricks. At Trove, we have hundreds of infused edibles and products to help you relax after schlepping your trick-or-treaters around. Here’s some of our favorites:
Swifts – Peanut Butter Cups, Dark or Milk Chocolate
Reese’s lovers, this one’s for you! Smooth, nutty, and perfectly balanced, these infused peanut butter cups might just give your favorite Halloween candy a run for its money.
Ceres Garden – Chocolate Balls, Malt
Whopper lovers rejoice! Ceres Garden has you covered! Made with fancy shmancy Swiss chocolate, these chocolate balls provide that malted crunch you crave and come infused with indica or sativa for whatever vibe you’re after.
Swell – Fruit Bursts, Paradise Punch Balance
If Starbursts are more your jam, these fruit bursts from Swell will have you chewing your way to elation in no time. Infused with THC and CBD, your relaxed body will thank you for choosing wisely.
If you like your sweets with a sour punch, Swifts Sour Drops are a great little treat and are made with all-natural ingredients you can pronounce. They’re also perfectly sized for discreet consumption. (If you know, you know.)
If candy isn’t your thing but you love a good edible, Journeyman shots might be your potion of choice. These tasty little drinks come in a variety of flavors and are small enough to fit in a witch’s cauldron. No eye of newt required.
After schlepping around the neighborhood all night, your tired muscles deserve a little TLC. Hazy Daze Wonder Rub Salve is made with whole-plant extracts and is perfect for a little post-Halloween pampering. Go ahead, rub it in. You’ve earned it!
Whether you’re a cat, goblin, witch, or just a regular ol’ human looking to get into the Halloween spirit, Trove has plenty of treats for all you monsters of legal age. From pre-rolls and flower to cartridges, wax, edibles, and more, we’ve got something for every creature of the night.
One last thing before you fly off into the moonlight: Unlike your kids’ Halloween candy, these treats are strictly for grown-ups. Keep all cannabis products safely stored, clearly separated from regular candy, and far out of reach of your mini-goblins (and furry little monsters, too).
Have a spooky, safe, and delightfully elevated Halloween!
